Ask me what my favorite movie is. HOME ALONE. Now, I know why my dogs get so excited for a walk. We are all on that reality tv show, SURVIVOR.
I see what the work-from-home tv reporters are wearing and I think the first symptom of having Corona virus is having no sense of taste.
In news from Hollywood, two executive producers of THE OFFICE tv show, are developing a sitcom based on “working from home.” I wonder where they got that idea.
Well, it’s my 75th birthday today, and I am working from home. This Corona beer virus has shut the whole economy down. Heck, you can’t even go outside without someone yelling “SIX FEET!!!” I say, when this is all over, I would like all of you to continue to stay six feet away from me.
Adjusting to staying at home with the kids has a lot of parents pulling their hair out. Worried about the kids sitting in front of the tv all day? Just turn on the subtitles. Now, they are reading!
I told my wife that one of the symptoms of COVID-19 is the loss of the sense of smell. So, I just freely pass gas in front of her and when she complains, I say I am just doing a health check.
You gotta be like Darth Vader during this crisis. He doesn’t visit his children, he wears a mask, he is socially and emotionally distant, and he follows orders.
It’s like Vegas at my son’s house. He is losing money, cocktails are flowing all day long and he has lost track of time.
Being retired, I am used to having no schedule. Every day is pretty much Saturday to me. But, it is confusing to many who are not used to the lush life.
In case you have lost track of the days, today is March 87th.
[Ta-Dum-Dum] You’ve been a great audience. I’ll be here all week.